WHats your favorie "The Simpsons" quote

Discussion in 'Entertainment & Recreation' started by Sonic Blue, Jan 6, 2003.

  1. Well mine would have to be
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    Flanders:Feels like im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
    Homer: Stupide sexy Flanders!
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    Homer:Look at me im makin people Happy!.....
    BTW I was being ironic
    Marge: well duh!
  2. Deadlus Banned

    Bart Simpsom.
  3. lol i said quote not character
  4. SuBzErO Member <br><img src=http://216.127.84.110/forums/i

    Homer simpson ":doh: "

    Nelson "HA HA"

    I cant remember any of them right now so I will go for the easy ones to get
  5. lol i guess not many people on this forums like the simpsons
    I have another one anyways
    ''''''''''''
    (Bus going really fast)
    Millhouse: This is like speed 2 but instead on a bus!
  6. Anonymous <img src=http://www.mgforums.com/forums/images/ran

    C:/ Dos
    C:/ Dos Run
    Run Dos Run
  7. lol i remember that one
  8. Bandit <img src=http://www.mgforums.com/forums/images/ran

    Bart: Eat my shorts :)
    homer: doh.
  9. Homer: ooo they have the internet on computers now
  10. Homer- YESSSSSSSS I'm a Hippy now
    Hippy- do you know what a hippy is dude
    Homer- Shore i do, just get me a dictionary and I'll tell you
  11. too many to recall, such a great cartoon, although the "where's the any key" still gets me :)
  12. Homer: oh my god marge what do i do

    oh so now they have the "internet" in computers
  13. Get lost Flanders!
  14. Homer it has to be :doh:

    Bart Hi curumba (might be spelt wrong)
  15. micro761 Guest

    Actually is: HAY CARAMBA! :)
  16. Homers :doh:
    The "Wheres The Any key"

    But Demonic is right there are to many to remember.
  17. Ralph Wiggum:

    Thats where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things.
    Thats my sandbox, Im not allowed in the deep end.
    I bent my Wookie.
    My cats breath smells like cat food.
    Look Super Nintendo Chalmers!

    Ralph.....what else can you say.
  18. Homer:im mr burns i belive u have a letter for me
    Mail officer: ok whats ur first name
    Homer:i dont know (the way he says it cracks me up)
  19. isnt it actually
    I CARAMBA!
  20. Homers:doh:
    Homers: Oohhhh Ddoonnuuttssss
    Maggies: Sucking noises
    Salesman from shellbievill: Monorail :grin:
  21. doughboy <img src=http://www.mgforums.com/forums/images/ran

    I bent my wookie:D
  22. " the human wang is a completely natural thing ladies " hippe homer sitting on couch outside tossing frisbe up and down
  23. Homer: "OK brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me, so let's get this settled so I can kill you with beer. mmmmmmmmm beer *wierd noises*" :grin:
  24. micro761 Guest

    nope is: "HAY CARAMBA"
  25. micro is right!
  26. yup micro is right...HAY CARAUMBA always sounded spanish/eurpoean to me i don know why

    ralph wiggum lol

    ms hoover i ate my crayon

    the funniest was when homer found out he had a crayon in his brain lmao...too many simpson quotes...

    eat my shorts

    NO NO NO I KNOW NOW...here it is its teh one where they showed a bill cosby tv show on the simpson tv

    cosby"hey kid what your fav cartoon?"
    kid"pokemon"
    cosby"POKEMON? YOU LIKE THE POKE ON TEH MON AND TEH MON ON TEH POKE AND TEH GUY COMES OUT BLAH BLAH *weird noises like a frog*

    lmfao i dropped when i saw that episode
  27. My favorite qoute has to be when they are going on vacation and the family wants to go to Florida but...
    Homer: Ohhh but Marge...Florida is the wang of America!!.
    Man that one craks me up all the time!
  28. Homer: BART u cant weld with that low flame
    (in the soap box derby episode)
  29. Here's mine:

    {Homer is speaking to Bart}

    "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, son. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow... Welp, Good night!"

    :biggrin:
  30. homer see's santa's little helper running and barking and says to himself " i guess he's barking up the wrong tree"
    to which his brain replies "there it is homer the smartest thing you ever said and know one was there to hear it" the brain then slams a door and homer looking gutted says DOH!!!!!!
  31. screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders screw flanders

    "They have this new thing called the internet, yeh its the inner lining of swiming trunks"
    "Uh oh I think I just logged onto my internet"

    Not sure exactly how said it but it was from an episode where homer was screeming half the episode, it was either lenny or carl.
  32. Mine is:

    Homer(in childish voice):Daddy, would you ask the nice man for some candy?

    Normal Homer:No son

    Child Homer: Then at least get some candy for yourself.
  33. giundy <img src=http://www.mgforums.com/forums/images/ran

    Excelent Smithers!

    "I need Amanda Hugnkiss!"

    "Seymore Butts? I wanna Seymore Butts!"
  34. Homer: (with his new name Max Power) "Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
    Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?"
    Homer: "Yeah, but faster!"

    Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!

    Homer: My name's Max Power.
    Some Guy: That's a great name.
    Homer: I know, I got it off a hairdryer!

    All from the episode where Homer changes his name to Max Power.
  35. Young Bart-
    "can't sleep, clown will eat me. can't sleep, clown will eat me"
  36. Must be Homer: "DOH"
  37. Nelson : Smell ya later !
  38. it is when George bush moves in across the road and the quote is

    "I guess he is barking up the wrong bush" not tree.

    also like the epsiode when the simpson have to mind burns house in the woods and the cut off tv and beer.

    Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something."

    Marge: "Go Crazy?"

    Homer: "Dont mind if I do"*runs around like a nut making crazy noises*


    Just one of many funny moments on the simspons.
  39. thats the one mate how good is that!!!!!
  40. Burns: We'll all be rich, rich as Nazis.

    burns + nazi ref = funny
  41. "You cannot afford that!" :flame:
  42. Mr Burns "Excellent!" (while rubbing his hands) well cracks me up when he does it.
  43. No, you are wrong. Actually it is Ay! Caramba!

    Ay is used to express surprise or an exclamation, pretty much like Hey! in English.

    Hay is a verb, you could probably translate it as are.
  44. Homer saying to bart:
    "Quiet son, dady is talking to a policemenn"
    (when they were at the carnaval)
  45. from homer

    i accuse you of making that movie, on purpose
  46. cheif wigham- 'sumthing funny nature boy?'

    and the doctor- 'Ooooooo Mercy!'
  47. Moe gets the lie detector test...

    Agent: Did you shoot Mr. Burns?
    Moe: No.
    (lie detector beep)
    Agent: Ok you're clear. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    (lie detector err)
    Moe: A date.
    (lie detector err)
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    (lie detector err)
    Moe: Dinner with Fred.
    (lie detector err)
    Moe: Alright I'm going to sit at home and oggle the ladiees in
    th Victoria's Secret catalog.
    (lie detector err)
    Moe: Sear's catalog.
    (lie detector beep)
    Moe: Now will you unhook me from this thing already. I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
    (lie detector err)
  48. Homer saying: "Doh-ooohh-okay"
  49. probably when homer kept on saying "Why you little!.." to eveyone in the courthouse.
  50. milhouse - "wait! they can clone her with the spit!" or something to that extent.

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