Put them in one thread so i dont spam the humor section.. LOL Ok here we go... What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Coughing up somebody else's phlegm. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This guy was overheard talking to a girl in a restaurant. Guy: "Yeah, I was a rocket scientist, but I gave it all up three months ago and became a photographer." Waiter: "I became a ninja." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The teacher wrote: "Like I ain't had no fun in months." on the board and then said, "Rick, how should I correct that?" Rick replied, "Maybe you should go out and get laid?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "In disturbing medical news, a new study of 1,000 Americans finds that obesity in the United States has gotten so bad that there actually were, upon closer scrutiny, only 600 Americans involved in the study." ---Dave Barry
The guy is bragging to get the girl home with him, and the waiter mocks him by making him look rediculous...
haha nice What the difference between a Blonde and a rooster? A) The rooster goes C+++adoodledoo and the Blonde goes Any C+++ Will Do.
Actually i have known Umm...whats the word "horny" blonde females exclaim at the bar that they are in the mood of a nice big ........... quite embarressing i must tell you but after all they are drunk and wont remember it the next day
Oooh quite a scene actually.how does a picture of them stripping sound to you? anything can happen on a dance floor, hahaha they were kicked out by the bouncers at our bar
Yup 2 reasons 1) they were getting to a point of having absolutely no clothes on and 2) they were both 17.meh
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a laundromat washing machine? A: The washer doesn't try to follow you home after you leave a load in it
YAY!! Not so yay... for the club... but really YAY for the viewers i bet.. Were they good looking? did you take pictures? or video tape it? LOL... Hahaha geez... fun!
hahaha hell yes they were babes, i cudnt take any photos as i had to help take them out as they were my mates oooh i got to touch if that helps..... you know the joys of helping mates hahahaha nice one there DIP
you bastard... abusing drunk female bodies... as the rest of all the men in the world would do... well, almost... probably not their fathers... LOL... only if they're sick... okay enough of that... so did you go home, or continued your barcrawl?
hahah how true, well even if they were my mates and could have taken advantage of their condition i couldnt for the world leave my drinks behind. i love my beer more than my women....Hmm ok that came out wrong i love em equally. Equality is the best
LOL skoal!! well, as Homer Simpson delightfully expressed himself once: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer"... and how right he is... cheers m8..
do you have them giant bottles that i've seen in that movie where Jake the moss beats up uncle Bully so bad... umm... whats it called... that new zealandish movie... man its on the tip of my tongue... arrrgh... cant remember.. EDIT: Once were warriors... great movie!!
Hmm havent a clue, you have to give me the name and then it may ring a bell "Once were Warriors" mayb? and no we dont get gaint bottles just good sized jugs of them
Well here for us we say pint for a glass of beer and a fair size glass too.they only sell barrels in bulk for parties an stuff
i'd love some wooden beer barrels... or... how do you spell it in english? Mjød, what vikings drank... that'd be so awesome. with a whole pig roasted over a fire, nothing but food and drinks for three whole days... man.. that'd be my dream party. everyone should be dressed up like vikings too.. lol oh my... how cool could that be? If i ever win like a gazillion $$ i'd throw that kinda party for the entire MGF....
Ahh Ruben you do come up with some lavish ideas a viking gala lasting 3 days and 3 nights with nothing but rosted pigs on the spits and rum to keep us all happy. not to mention the traditional viking women dances Hope you win the lottery quick mate hahaha
lmfao.. that'd require me to purchase a lottery ticket... and im real cheap... LOL... but wait... i might find the end of the rainbow someday... muahaha...
hahaha and when you do if you see my name engraved on it it is MINE, i lost me pot of gold a long time ago, but im up to sharing
Heh, thanks for those. Iwas actually feeling a little bad tonight until I stubled across thsi thread.
Right on buddy.....but if i find it then we do it the irish way and spend most of the gold on wonderful sweet (Or Bitter) flowing Beer........hahaha
Ofcourse Bud, i am not a heartless man, i dont savor a drink while another stares at me in thirst, NO Sir, we share and share alike, thats our MOTTO, unless we are spread thin on cash Hmm i wonder if he is refering to us or the joke
