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Discussion in 'Entertainment & Recreation' started by Dan, Aug 30, 2002.
i jus got told it ages ago
A cat died and went to heaven, God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all those years, anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute then said
"All my life I have lived on a farm and played Novus Aeterno, i would like a fluffy pillow to sleep on!"
God said "Say no more".
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer he had made the cat. The mice said
"Well we have had to run all our lives from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! if we could just have some little roller skates we would not have to run again".
God Answered "It is done".
All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything alright? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied "Oh it's WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in all my life. The pillow is fluffy, and those little meals on wheels you have been sending are delicious!!"
ha ha ha ha haha. This jokes are really awesome. I really like it.