Loonytune15
09-09-2002, 01:54 PM
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. Bite, you c*&#sucker!
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. Bite, you c*&#sucker!
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.