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Loonytune15
09-09-2002, 01:51 PM
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. Hmmmm, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:

1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
Bandit
09-09-2002, 02:20 PM
Yeah 1# is pretty good :)
Inquisitor
09-09-2002, 05:57 PM
LOL, 8#:clap:
Loonytune15
09-10-2002, 06:14 AM
sweet there willl be a few more yet.

btw Post some more comments that sound dirty but aren't here.
NorthViking
04-09-2003, 06:31 PM
lol, some funny ones :D :grin:
Rocol
04-09-2003, 06:51 PM
Nice ones Loony .. No4 for me .. I think :eek: :D :D
Revelation
04-09-2003, 08:24 PM
Heh. I've heard those before, but they're still good. I actually have an IRC bot that I programmed to blurt those out randomly. (Among other silly crap) ;)
Loonytune15
04-10-2003, 07:21 AM
You realize that this thread is 7 months old!!!!
poi
04-10-2003, 07:25 AM
"My drawers are really sticky. Could you grease my drawers please?"

From the office furniture side.
3viL mAn5
04-10-2003, 08:13 AM
Lol a@ #7...Envelopes :p
Aman
04-10-2003, 08:16 AM
heheehe I like #1 - GREAT find dude :)