kintekke
09-07-2002, 03:58 AM
Me again
Scientists in africa decide to do research on the greenhose gas effect thus deciding to find out how much waste the average elephant produces in a month.
So they use a large elephant and tie it to a post and stick a very large cork up it's backside, they then proceed to feed it as much as it wants to eat .
After a month or so it swells up to the size of a hot air balloon,so on the day of the 'uncorking' they place an observers at 50m and 100m and 150m.
They then have a trained monkey pull out the cork!!!!
Sh#t ejects from the poor elephant like the launch of the space shuttle,,covering the guy at 150 m ankle deep in sh#t,,the guy at 100m up to his waist ,,and the poor guy at 50m totally from head to foot.
The guy at 150m hastily frees himself and goes to help the guy at 100m,,they in turn rush to free the guy at 50m fearing he may suffocate.
When they frantically dig him out he's absolutley hysterical with laughter.
The two others look at each other puzzled and ask him
"What the fu#k have you got to laugh about,you were covered head to foot in sh*t and nearly died???"
The guy replies
"Yeah i know,but you should have seen that fecking monkey trying to put the cork back !!!!"
Scientists in africa decide to do research on the greenhose gas effect thus deciding to find out how much waste the average elephant produces in a month.
So they use a large elephant and tie it to a post and stick a very large cork up it's backside, they then proceed to feed it as much as it wants to eat .
After a month or so it swells up to the size of a hot air balloon,so on the day of the 'uncorking' they place an observers at 50m and 100m and 150m.
They then have a trained monkey pull out the cork!!!!
Sh#t ejects from the poor elephant like the launch of the space shuttle,,covering the guy at 150 m ankle deep in sh#t,,the guy at 100m up to his waist ,,and the poor guy at 50m totally from head to foot.
The guy at 150m hastily frees himself and goes to help the guy at 100m,,they in turn rush to free the guy at 50m fearing he may suffocate.
When they frantically dig him out he's absolutley hysterical with laughter.
The two others look at each other puzzled and ask him
"What the fu#k have you got to laugh about,you were covered head to foot in sh*t and nearly died???"
The guy replies
"Yeah i know,but you should have seen that fecking monkey trying to put the cork back !!!!"