kintekke
09-07-2002, 03:27 AM
Hi Peeps
Big burly Irish navvie (labourer) has been working on a trans-american railway for six months and on his first leave away from camp he drives into town and by chance finds a irish pub/brothel.
After consuming quite a few pints of the black velvet he approaches the madam and asks if he can veiw the ladies on offer?
So the madam brings out several girls and lines them up awaiting his selection.
He orders them all to turn around and remove their underwear and bend over,which they duly do.
He starts at one end with a large cigar in his mouth and stubs the first on the backside ,she lets out a scream and run off in tears.He carrys on with this until all the girls are gone all in tears.
The madam is shocked and asks him what the hell he thinks he's doing?
He tells here he wants a woman that's as rough and tough as he is,and does she have anyone else to see?
She says there is Big Bertha that works in the kitchens,so she is ordered in and ordered to do the same,when the cigar is used she doesn't even flinch,,She'll do for me ,have her strip and wait for me in the room, i'll be there when i've finished me beer.
After finishing his beer he bursts in to the room only to see this mountain of woman naked bent over touching her toes.
What the f*#k do you think yer doing asks the irishman???
Oh say's the woman i thought you'd like to open a bottle of guinness before we start!!!!!!!
Big burly Irish navvie (labourer) has been working on a trans-american railway for six months and on his first leave away from camp he drives into town and by chance finds a irish pub/brothel.
After consuming quite a few pints of the black velvet he approaches the madam and asks if he can veiw the ladies on offer?
So the madam brings out several girls and lines them up awaiting his selection.
He orders them all to turn around and remove their underwear and bend over,which they duly do.
He starts at one end with a large cigar in his mouth and stubs the first on the backside ,she lets out a scream and run off in tears.He carrys on with this until all the girls are gone all in tears.
The madam is shocked and asks him what the hell he thinks he's doing?
He tells here he wants a woman that's as rough and tough as he is,and does she have anyone else to see?
She says there is Big Bertha that works in the kitchens,so she is ordered in and ordered to do the same,when the cigar is used she doesn't even flinch,,She'll do for me ,have her strip and wait for me in the room, i'll be there when i've finished me beer.
After finishing his beer he bursts in to the room only to see this mountain of woman naked bent over touching her toes.
What the f*#k do you think yer doing asks the irishman???
Oh say's the woman i thought you'd like to open a bottle of guinness before we start!!!!!!!