only something funny

[NiNjA_X]

Driving to the office this morning on the
Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand
new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple
seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to
straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed
and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone......and
disconnected an important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!


well if its a bit rude sorry:p

[Raine]

Not rude at all, extremely funny!:)

[NiNjA_X]

well i thought it was preety cool as well

[NiNjA_X]

Ive got another one

[NiNjA_X]

with some full shick re with his slicked back hair moit!

seriously tho... ur driving a 1.8litre, (thats being kind... it was one of those rounded front crap heaps... the 2 doors) at most, Normally Aspirated crap heap of a car... what in gods name would poses u to pull up next to someone in a 2litre Turbo 6 cylinder sports car and start revving ur engine...

maybe the full Evo V body kit complete with full shick 15" spoke wheels and the full shic**** tip on the exhaust made him think he had the power of an Evo V... thats the only logical explination i could come to... that or cause i had P's on he thought it was a non-turbo (which would still drill him lol)...

not only did i take off in second gear to toy with him and let him think he was going to thrash me.... i even changed into the lane he was in... then into the one next to him... back into his lane and back into the original one i was in.... i was about 30m ahead of him and changed into 4th rofl what a tool.


sorry about the **** if its anoying u

[Fawn]

HAHAHA!! No, not offended at all. Pretty funny.

[Dan]

LOL, pretty good ;)

[Rocol]

lmao @ the original joke .. nice one M8 :D :D .. that should please the ladies on the site ;) :)

[Loonytune15]

Funny joke look out i see GG coming in