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Inquisitor
08-31-2002, 06:04 PM
>>>>Your porch collapses and more than six dogs die

>>>>you mow your lawn and find a car

>>>>you consider a family reunion as a chance to meet "Ms. Right"

>>>>you grab your boots a jacket and a flashlight to go to the bathroom

>>>>your idea of "safe sex" is locking the car door

>>>>you have a sheet in your closet and a gunrack in your car

>>>>you have an old t.v. that work on top of a new one that don't
Rocol
08-31-2002, 07:17 PM
you have a sheet in your closet and a gunrack in your car

Yep definately got the gun rack :D :D
Dan
08-31-2002, 07:54 PM
LOL ......thought that said sheep in your closet..sorry ;)
Rocol
08-31-2002, 07:58 PM
Baaaaah gum lad ... I love my guns .. but ... Sheep .. :eek: ... will leave them to the Welshmen :D :D:
Dan
08-31-2002, 08:02 PM
the welshman......oh i know who u mean....lol...the welshman,weird lad aint he...not mentioning ne names :grin2:
Loonytune15
09-02-2002, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by Rocol
Baaaaah gum lad ... I love my guns .. but ... Sheep .. :eek: ... will leave them to the Welshmen :D :D: dont you mean the kiwis??
doughboy
09-02-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by BRICK

>>>>you consider a family reunion as a chance to meet "Ms. Right"



lmao:grin2:
WorlWydeHusla
09-04-2002, 03:41 AM
LOL:p i love them redneck jokes:p
Raine
09-04-2002, 01:12 PM
You should see Jeff Foxworthy in person- NOW that's funny! Not that the jokes weren't, lol
Bandit
09-05-2002, 12:52 PM
LOL good one m8 i am a red neck :)