Similarities between Nixon and Clinton

[Inquisitor]

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the one!"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her

[Rocol]

Lmao ... another superb " Brick " contribution :D :D

[Inquisitor]

I try m8, thanks

[Dan]

Have u got a joke book m8 or r they off top of ur head,coz i aint heard 1 bad 1 yet ;)

[Inquisitor]

Thanks Dan,
I can't say where I get them:jester:

[Dan]

if u get them of a website,i think i know wot the site is called :grin2:

[Inquisitor]

No m8 you don't ;)

[Dan]

oh well...nevermind...jus keep the Good jokes comin ;)

[Loonytune15]

Keep up the good work Brick, you the best