kintekke
08-29-2002, 02:30 AM
Me again
A guy gets a job working on a sheep farm in the Shetland islands(remote scottish outcrop lol).
After a few weeks of caring for our wooly friends and standing knee deep in mud he's getting a little pi*#ed off and horny.
So he turns to the scot who works with him and asks...
Man:- What do you do for entertainment round here ..you know women ...SEX ???
Scot:- No women round here pal,,nearest village is 20miles away...we use the sheep!!
The sheep replys the man,..Yes say the Scot...you go down and pick the on you fancy..gotta be quick in case you ge the ugly one...Take it down to that stone wall and throw it's front legs over the wall ..grab the back legs and away you go...close your eyes and it will feel like the real thing....
The guy gives this a go.....so 6 months later he's left his job and got the same sort of work working on a sheep farm in Wales.
Same thing happens and after a few weeks he turns to the welshman he's working with and asks the same question as before.
To this the Taffy (welshman lol) says you grab the one you fancy and jam it's back legs down your wellies throw it's front legs over your shoulders ..close your eyes and away you go.....
The man tells him that they do it a little different in scotland,to which the taff thinks for a mo and says WOT NO KISSING??? LOL
A guy gets a job working on a sheep farm in the Shetland islands(remote scottish outcrop lol).
After a few weeks of caring for our wooly friends and standing knee deep in mud he's getting a little pi*#ed off and horny.
So he turns to the scot who works with him and asks...
Man:- What do you do for entertainment round here ..you know women ...SEX ???
Scot:- No women round here pal,,nearest village is 20miles away...we use the sheep!!
The sheep replys the man,..Yes say the Scot...you go down and pick the on you fancy..gotta be quick in case you ge the ugly one...Take it down to that stone wall and throw it's front legs over the wall ..grab the back legs and away you go...close your eyes and it will feel like the real thing....
The guy gives this a go.....so 6 months later he's left his job and got the same sort of work working on a sheep farm in Wales.
Same thing happens and after a few weeks he turns to the welshman he's working with and asks the same question as before.
To this the Taffy (welshman lol) says you grab the one you fancy and jam it's back legs down your wellies throw it's front legs over your shoulders ..close your eyes and away you go.....
The man tells him that they do it a little different in scotland,to which the taff thinks for a mo and says WOT NO KISSING??? LOL