kintekke
08-28-2002, 05:54 PM
Wot me again? lol
Guy goes to his doctors with a complaint.
Guy:- Doc i'm having trouble ,every time i break wind i'm making a funny noise.
Doc:- And what noise is that? ,Could you break wind for me now?
Guy:- I think so .....nnnnnnnph......" HONDA"
Doc:- My god never heard anything quite like that.
The Doc examines the patient and can't find anything ++++++dly wrong with him.
Doc:- Sorry i'll have to refer you to my collegue Dr Wang who is a expert in this field.
So the guy goes to Dr Wang and has to break wind for him making the same "Honda" noise every time.
After much humming and haaring the doctor turns to the guy and says
Doc:- I think you have got a Abcess
Guy:- Abcess ,What do you mean ,How come i'm making this funny noise?
Doc:- You never heard of old Chinese proverb?
ABCESS MAKES THE FART GO HONDA !!!
Guy goes to his doctors with a complaint.
Guy:- Doc i'm having trouble ,every time i break wind i'm making a funny noise.
Doc:- And what noise is that? ,Could you break wind for me now?
Guy:- I think so .....nnnnnnnph......" HONDA"
Doc:- My god never heard anything quite like that.
The Doc examines the patient and can't find anything ++++++dly wrong with him.
Doc:- Sorry i'll have to refer you to my collegue Dr Wang who is a expert in this field.
So the guy goes to Dr Wang and has to break wind for him making the same "Honda" noise every time.
After much humming and haaring the doctor turns to the guy and says
Doc:- I think you have got a Abcess
Guy:- Abcess ,What do you mean ,How come i'm making this funny noise?
Doc:- You never heard of old Chinese proverb?
ABCESS MAKES THE FART GO HONDA !!!