The never ending story !!!

[amb3r_017]

hay , m8s lets have fun !!!
let's write a story , about anything , when u reply write just 2 or 3 sentences !!! OK , lets start !!!

Long long ago in some country lived the prince named Baladd , and he had sister Janeew !!!

PS *** U can write even in future or present !!!!!!

[NorthViking]

These games belong in Testing forum, moved.

[biagrin]

it was a chilly autumn morning when baladd awoke to the sounds of his sisters......

[S.L.T Chase]

moans. he quickily got up and went to investigate, but when he saw wat was going on he wish he didn't see. there on her bed were........

[silent_dr3am]

5 very small baboons. They were clawing at the sheets of the bed trying to

[S.L.T Chase]

lol

get out, but they were scratching Janeew instead
he quietly lifted up the cover and let the monkeys go
but then......

[biagrin]

from under the bed crawled the monkeys parents carrying....


this could actually end up being very amusing

[GODLIKE_noob]

the two huge American corporations, Walmart and Mcdonalds inside a

[biagrin]

pooper scooper. "why are we both in a pooper scooper" said mr mcdonalds corp.......

[GODLIKE_noob]

to the giant inflated platupuss next to him on a

[biagrin]

big mac. the inflatable platypus burst in amazement at the fact mr mcdonald had actually tried to speak personally to a customer. mr walmart asked mr mcdonald why he had such bad customer service. mr mcdonald replied by saying.........

[silent_dr3am]

he was very sorry for makin millions of people obesse. Suddenly Narcio burst into the room, screaming the roof was

[XLR8]

PINK!!, "y is the roof pink says Mr Macdonald?

[DaMoMo]

"why are you pink" sed mr mcdonald before he.....

[S.L.T Chase]

fell to the ground and split his head in 2....

dis is gonna b funni

[biagrin]

and spilling out millions of gallons of watered down coke onto the floor. suddenly it all hit the fan and in burst bill gates wearing........

[S.L.T Chase]

a pink thong

really funni

[biagrin]

mr walmart was shocked when he realised that bill had bought that thong from walmart because what bill didnt know was..........

[silent_dr3am]

that all such colthing items where sprayed with athrax. Mr. Mcdoland yelled at Bill, "Get away from me! You'll kill us all!" Bill Gates blinked and stared at mcdoland for

[XLR8]

for bout 10 secounds b4 he said "o c'mon donald u know u want me!!!!" Mr Mcdonald Screamed....

[S.L.T Chase]

until bill slaped him. he stoped screamin cuz his head went flying off and landed it the hands of the monkeys

[biagrin]

the monkeys, who were crazed from the anthrax infection, proceeded to consume the brain of mr mcdonald. bill was screaming like a girl in horror. still thing were to get worse when the monkeys, now infected with mad monkey disease from the meaty brain of mr mcD, turned on bill. they came charging at him foaming at the mouth when suddenly..........

[DaMoMo]

and spilling out millions of gallons of watered down coke onto the floor. suddenly it all hit the fan and in burst bill gates wearing........


they actually use syrup and soda water, trust me i work there.

ontopic: Mr Hungry Jacks (aka Burger King) charged in and.........

[S.L.T Chase]

Started to scream i horror wen he was bill.He was jus bou to leave wen......

[DaMoMo]

some chik from germany walked in and started to...........

[S.L.T Chase]

run around in circles lyk a headless chicken cuz she saw bill in a thong
afta she got ova it she......

[silent_dr3am]

run around in circles lyk a headless chicken cuz she saw bill in a thong
afta she got ova it she......
started to sew mcdolands severed head back onto his head. Upon seeing this, the mad monkey disease infected monkeys began

[S.L.T Chase]

jump around lyk crazy because australia had lost to NZ in cricket
but they stopped wen

[Kenshin]

The world suddenly came to an end...











but wait...

[biagrin]

.....everyone on mg forums had anticipated this world ending occurance and had prepared for it. they had built a special teleport device using the power of community in the forum for power and they teleported to.........

[SupremePlayer]

Mars, where they found demons, and using the great community power...
(I know, it's much doom 3... :) )

[GODLIKE_noob]

wow, a lot of people have posted on this.

[S.L.T Chase]

lol i no huh

anywaz on wit da story::
they teleported to pluto where the nearly died of shock because......

[essexman]

Mars, where they found demons, and using the great community power...
(I know, it's much doom 3... :) )
turned them into monkeys and we used them as slaves and ....

[SupremePlayer]

to build a supercomputer to...

[XLR8]

lol, this has gone a tad outta control, PLUTO!!??

ontopic: To clone the original Leader "VILE The Terrible", wen vile was recloned the first thing he did on pluto was......

[SupremePlayer]

Belive me, pluto is nothing. When i said mars, i thought of halo!
ontopic:... start building huge spaceships of doom to...

[essexman]

To Promote love and peace

[SupremePlayer]

..., but that was just a official motive, the real motive was to...

[S.L.T Chase]

go around the solar system and make sure that......

[SupremePlayer]

...aliens existed, and they would send entire space fleets to exterminate them, but something happened, our beloved leader, the original "VILE the terrible"...

[silent_dr3am]

came back from the dead, and descened upon the surviviors with uttermost fury! Unfortuantly for VILE the terrible, his clone suddenly appeared and..

/off topic. Omg people this is just insanity :p

[XLR8]

Tried to fight Vile theTerrible, "a huge battle ensued with firebolts and arcane spells" thye clone finally prevailed and Destroyed "Vile the Terrible" with his Mega Fireball attack, but then.......

[S.L.T Chase]

Vile the terribles mum came out of nowhere and killed the clone for killing her son/daughter (lol um didn't no if vile was m/f). Ater she killed the clone she.....

[Sasha]

Didn't manage to do anything else because Harry Potter came out of nowhere and pointed his wand at her. What happened next was

[DaMoMo]

vile turned into a purple monkey dishwasher

/offtopic, meh that will do, makes no sence but...

[SupremePlayer]

and, after that, lots of meteors started falling from the pluto sky...

[Drknite]

and pluto flew out of its orbit...

[S.L.T Chase]

(lol i think both viles r dead DaMoMo)
anywaz...
and smashed into.....

[Sasha]

Into another planet. Than...

[S.L.T Chase]

both planet split up into a billion pieces.....
(how did we gt to dis from a prince and a princess????)

[SupremePlayer]

...creating a hell of a asteroid field.
But wait...
Imagine, some members and moderators (the admins flew away, no one knows what happened to them) prepared themselves...
(Offtopic: There are matches between princesses, teleportation devices, mgforums, mcdonalds, bill gates, mars and pluto! Can't figure them out? IMAGINE!)

[biagrin]

.....for the rebirth of....

[SupremePlayer]

the monkey slaves!!!! After that, they all got into a spaceship. They evacuated pluto (or what was rest of it) and went to...

[Sasha]

The Galaxy called MGF! There they found...

[S.L.T Chase]

a group of net junky's dat helped them go bak in time and stop.......

[silent_dr3am]

all the madness! Back they went, back to the eventful morning upon which the madness started with the arrival of mcdonald and bill gates. Unfortunately the mad monkey disease infected monkeys...

[S.L.T Chase]

(lol um which monkeys)

[XLR8]

offtopic:O K this has gone a tad to far, just a thought i wanna see an admin or mod post here!!! :|

ontopic:Found out how to work the cloning machine and recloned "VILE THE TERRIBLE" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!.............

[biagrin]

but they didnt realise this was an alternate time similar to the one they came from but yet different in that bill gates was a poor man living in sheltered accomodation and mr mcdonald was a friendly fitness instructor......

[S.L.T Chase]

(dude im lost, were did the monkeys cum from??)

[silent_dr3am]

/offtopic read the first page, they went back in time to before they went to mars and all that madness. lets try and keep it a lil less mad..

/ontopic

and the monkeys were in fact beatiful swiss hairdressers. Our survivers almost had a stroke! They started up the time/dimension machine again and

[S.L.T Chase]

oh yeah thanx

anywaz...
were going to go bak to there own time wen suddenly........

[XLR8]

sonic the hedghog jumped out of a portal to warn them that Dr Eggman was on his way to steal their time machine wen suddenly......

[S.L.T Chase]

shadow came out of the portal and started......

[Linkin Park]

acting goofy and started punching himself in the face!

[S.L.T Chase]

then dr eggman came out of the portal and......

[DaMoMo]

ate mr mcdonalds.....

offtopic/ is he still in the story? lol

[Linkin Park]

and then all the fat people of the world were slim again thanks to dr.eggman taking in all the fat of ronald mcdonald:D

[S.L.T Chase]

lol
and they all lived happily eva afta

[DaMoMo]

but b4 they did arnold swarnegger came in and shot everyone.....

[S.L.T Chase]

lol
um is it jus me or do u think we
shud we finish dis one
and start another one??

[DaMoMo]

im not fussed

[Linkin Park]

K lets start a new one.

U.S captures Bin landen but saddam escapes as arafat rises from the dead and charlie chaplin has awoken as well.

[Kenshin]

two days later, Sadam was then again captured and and trialed for the recent murders of Charlie chaplin and arafat.... :D

[Linkin Park]

And then Anton Kalishnakov came out of his grave and created a yet another unstoppable gun destroy the americans!

[S.L.T Chase]

dis is gettin boring now

[Aman]

dis is gettin boring now
If you don't have anything to contribute, DON'T. :rolleyes:

However, this IS getting offensive. Some Russian guy makes a gun that destroys the States? hrm..

And then Anton Kalishnakov came out of his grave and created a yet another unstoppable gun destroy the americans!
.... But I survive the attack and start a new race of super-beings ... because I am super. :D

[Demonic]

and deathly allergic to pro-creation. Sucks to be you :grin: the super race dies and is replaced by...uhh...a not so super race. which as a an natural depedancy on alcohol :)

[Sasha]

and 'cause they were always so drunk, anything they could create is starship so they could...

[S.L.T Chase]

travel the universe and drink other ppl's alcohol

[Rocol]

But .. unfortunately, there was a Universal Prohibition Act, which outlawed any type of alcohol, so .......

[S.L.T Chase]

they went on a killing spree until.....

[Linkin Park]

They killed the people who made beer so they suicided and since they could no longer have beer and it was also their main staple for their life but there was still a way to stop that which was to....

[SupremePlayer]

...use halo to kill the flood's food, wiping out all life in the universe!
(I'm baaack!)

[S.L.T Chase]

but becuz they didn't want to die they.........

[Linkin Park]

drank the blood of unicorns to stay immortal but there was one catch..it was too far so they....

[S.L.T Chase]

wat was too far??

[Linkin Park]

The secret To immortality.

[S.L.T Chase]

o ok

started trying to make a hyper-space engine so they cud......

[SupremePlayer]

travel in time and space.

[S.L.T Chase]

so they cud....

[SupremePlayer]

steal all the alcohol in the different timelines!

[S.L.T Chase]

but becuz they were drunk wen they were making it they....

[SupremePlayer]

Made the thing explode.
After the explosion, they stopped drinking alcohol and became original "british old style gentlemens".

[S.L.T Chase]

they were lyk dat for a couple of years
but den 1 day....

[Lafa]

they got 3 cans of 96% boost, and they got drunk and blowed upp the moon

[Linkin Park]

And then thew cow was very very angry because it coul'nt jump over the moon:D LOLZ

[S.L.T Chase]

so the cow started to

[Linkin Park]

You know I think this topic is kinda boring now so i'll start a new one and ppl please make sense!! OK here goes

A deadly tsunami was about to hit the world and destroy everything unless...

[S.L.T Chase]

all the ppl in the world.....

[Linkin Park]

were active and not lazy enough to create a nuclear bomb that would counter the magnitude of the tsunami:D

[SupremePlayer]

so, they started building a wall to...

[sublime]

keep out the bionic rats

[SupremePlayer]

So, the bionic rats ate half of them and...

[legit]

then the rats turned in to mutated sea bass. They swam into the tsunami only to find.......

[_SIV_]

lunch, nice jucy...

[legit]

peanuts, then they saw the "one headed sock monster". The mutated bass decided to.....

[SupremePlayer]

Build giant playstations of death (!!!!) to...

[legit]

.......to try and kill the one headed sock monster by beating him three times in need for speed. once they.......

[SupremePlayer]

looked back, they saw Billy Gates' Revenge.
TEH ATAK OF TEH GIANT NINJA SUPER SPACE ALIEN X-BOXES OF DOOM LOADED WITH MASTER CHEIFS READY TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!!

...

Earth was at shock; days later before the invasion, the master cheifs and the *2 lazy 2 write the whole x-box's name :D*, leaded by Bill Gates conquered 3/4 of the world, only africa resisting.
Bill gates estabilished headquartes at NY (now, due to master cheif's pressure, Metropolis). But the resistaince started a plan...

[legit]

. The plan was to call Nelson Mandela and 2 Pac to stop.......

[SupremePlayer]

the microsoft war machine

[legit]

which was running out of oil, so George Bush invaided Afganistan to find Osama Bin Laden to ask for an extra once of oil.......Then the machine had enough oil.

So Nelson Mendela
2 Pac
The One Headed Sock Monster
Goku
The Bionic Rats
Monkies That Built The Great Wall Of China
Ted Bundie
Bill Clinton
Monika La Vinsky
Boo Radley
Brain Addams
Martin Luther King
Frodo
Gandlaf
The Great Eye
Pipin
Sam
VILE the terrible
A Poor Man
Beatiful Swiss Hairdressers
Dr Eggman
Mr Mcdonalds
Arnold Swarnegger
Charlie Chaplin
Sadam
Arafat
Anton Kalishnakov
The Super Race, Started by Aman
People Who Made Beer
British Old Style Gentlemens
The Rolling Stones
The Mutated Sea Bass
Eminem
The Lion
The Witch
And The Wardrobe

(now thats a list)
forged an alliance, to form the Nelson Mandela Childrens Fund to......

[SupremePlayer]

/offtopic
Great list u got there!
/ontopic
Build an army capable of anihalating bill gates army in every point, building counter-units like, to the master cheif's, the covenant elites. To the x-boxes...

[chum_115]

giant, monkey-trained, sasquatches murdered an raped them while the alliance of George Bush (junior and more stupid) and Bill Gates, who had economic laws against him so he could not offload all his money into the economy, watched in despair.
Then, to get back at the giant, monkey-trained, sasquatches, who in the process of destroying the x-boxes, had gained an alliance with the aggitated mushroom people, (ie mushrooms from mario) who despised the xbox's for mushing the already mushy minds of their young ones, Bill Gates disregarded the economic laws against him and offloaded all his money into buying arms and soldiers! while G W Bush's army was being routed in southern Uganda by a pack of overly angry miniture natives. With his whole army disbanded it was up to Bill Gates and his severly overpowerd army to face the mandela alliance.
For poor mandela, the process of Bill gates unloading of all his money into th world economy had seriously devalued all currencies and all he was able to buy with his multi-billion dollar fund was a packed of overcooked peanuts.
But to the rescue can several giant and rich leprechauns who had plenty of gold to spare!
Allying with these leprechauns Mandela now had enough money to...

[chum_115]

***************************off topic**************************
lol this is getting so off topic!!! but its immensly kool :tredmil:
************************************************** **********

[SupremePlayer]

I turn back for some weeks, and my favourite ankward thread goes down? And here i go again (i revived the new word game remember :D). And i'm surprised that Aman hasn't posted here yet. Killing microsoft and those things attract him naturally.
/ontopic
..to build a UNSTOPPABLE SUPERWEAPON OF DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM(!!!!) to kill the microsoft war machine one and for all. But...

[Amargeddemon]

That SUPERWEAPON OF DOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM(!!!!) too ran out of oil, so...

[S.L.T Chase]

they had to improvise
instead of oil they used....

[SupremePlayer]

liquid oxigen...

[S.L.T Chase]

i think we shud start another 1
i've got no clue bout wats goin
on in this story.

[SupremePlayer]

Read the other posts.
/ontopic
And the SUPERWEAPON OF DOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM(!!!!) was fired...

[Amargeddemon]

But the big problem was that it actually backfired......

[_SIV_]

blowing a gargantuan hole in...

[Amargeddemon]

the earth killing thousands of...............

[Random]

T1000's floating in space when the Starship Enterprise came along and..................................

[Amargeddemon]

zapped the remaining human survivors so this was it for..................

[Random]

Bananas, but some how................

[Amargeddemon]

Miss Melons survived and....................

[Random]

landed on planet Melons where she.........

[Amargeddemon]

farted so loud that we all heard it and.................

[Random]

randomly exploded cos some-one ignited the fumes off the fart, this meant that.......................

[Amargeddemon]

the stench would kill every survivor in sight and that was the end for....................

[Random]

everything and everyone but...........

[_SIV_]

...what about her...

[Amargeddemon]

....Will she live to tell the tale of the fart or ..........

[S.L.T Chase]

will she perish lyk da rest of them??
FIND OUT ON DA NEXT EDISODE OF......

[Random]

Fart Girl!..............................

[Amargeddemon]

Or is a Fat Boy involved to?......

[Random]

Who knows? Find out in the next episode!

[Amargeddemon]

Or stay tuned to see if this episode is really over because......
(try to keep the story flowing guys dnt try to end it)

[Random]

something randomly exploded! It was.............

[DABhand]

The end!

[anthony_xxx_3]

spitting all over the floor

[Amargeddemon]

Originally posted by dabhand
The end!
(the fingers)
****************on topic**************
the source of this spit was from an extremely large boy and...

[Random]

a girl who was also extremely large, then something randomly exploded! It was a nuclear bomb, set off by the President. Solid Snake was sent in to............

*****Off Topic*****
Something tells me that this story is collapsing.

[essexman]

insert his toe into the president as he set the bomb off. then he got his toe stuck and .........

[Random]

called Raiden on the codec to ask for back up, little did he know that............

[Amargeddemon]

Originally posted by essexman
insert his toe into the president as he set the bomb off. then he got his toe stuck and .........
OMFG/ LMAO
Dude you have the funniest crap there.
LOL
you should get an award for that one
***********************on topic***************
Radien was busy inserting his toe into the first lady and........................

[Random]

Lol I must admit it was pretty funny, he can have a medal for complete randomness.

*****On Topic*****
So he asked Colonel Cambel on the codec what to do next, Colonel Cambell said...........

[Amargeddemon]

"Wait im in the loo at the moment.....aagh.....please try again later" and thats when......

[fdjc4]

there was a great thump, the Colonel had collapsed on the bog, so....
(bog means loo)

[_SIV_]

...Raidon called Foot Expressions to investigate the Colonel's collapse. Raidon figured he collapsed because he got his toe stuck in...

[Amargeddemon]

the flush which was connected to a timing detonater which meant that raidon.......

[Random]

Self combusted, then a random flash of 'yayness!' which meant...........

[Amargeddemon]

he was slowly incenerating himself, so he.......

[fdjc4]

went to find a fire extinguisher, he found one but it was full of.....

[sublime]

Bill Clinton's personal lubricant, so he looked around trying to find....

[Random]

LMAO! Jesus Christ this is funny!

a tissue, so he could......

[fdjc4]

blow his nose but he forgot he was on fire, his butt was burning the worst so...

[Random]

he went to the toilet to.........

[amb3r_017]

brush his teth !!

[c0Kelicious]

and then whitney houston popped out of the toilet and handed him a grammy and then...

[Random]

everything exploded! (Star Wars theme tune starts) Darth Vader had used the deathstar to destory earth, he then went on to.....

[SupremePlayer]

Another galaxy but he got sucked by a black hole, and he ended up in...
(Yes, i'm back. Looks like. Sorry, sure you missed me =P)

[Random]

Another dimension where eveything is opposite, here he met........

[c0Kelicious]

five leprachauns, each holding a guidebook to final fantasy vii, he said...

[Random]

'use this guide and you will complete FF VII' Darth Vader was delighted by this as he had been trying to complete it for ages, while he was busy playing FF VII..........

[S.L.T Chase]

the five leprachauns decided dat Darth Vader was....

[Random]

Gay! The five leprachauns, decide to get it on with Darth Vader, but instead Darth Vader took offence and sliced them all in half with Luke's light saber, Luke was angry with this so he......

[S.L.T Chase]

decided that darth vader's penis shud be chopped off, so he thought of a plan. But the plan required him to....

[smile1sm]

chop his own penis off, which he couldn't bring himself to do. So he thought......

[Random]

"if I chop off my own penis, I won't be able to make passionate love to my many girly friends", while Luke was thinking long and hard about this while spinning his light saber, he accidently chopped his penis off, so he went to the guy who gave him and his father a new hand and got his penis replaced.

As Luke had accidently chopped his own penis off, it meant that he could still go through with his original plan, he was going to......

[S.L.T Chase]

carry out the new way of seeing ones power level, which required the two or more participents (sp?) to ....

[Random]

do the YMCA, luke found his father and they started to dance the YMCA, then the Village People turned up to tell Luke and Darth that they were doing the dance wrong, this lead to......

[smile1sm]

a stand-off between luke and darth and the villiage people over the correct way to do the YMCA. This stand-off lasted many hours, and at the end of it Luke said...

[Random]

"ah crap, I just can't do it, i'll just self combust and all our trouble will be over", Luke self combusted.

Darth was naturally upset, but soon got over it, after a while of doing nothing, Darth figured that no-one had been piloting the Death Star and it was on a collision course with Earth Mach II, Darth......

[smile1sm]

ran like a mad-man towards the only escape-pod on the Death Star, only to discover that he'd run out of energy so he fell over.

At this point the Death Star crashed into the Earth killing everyone aboard the Death Star. The people of Earth remained unharmed.

At this point....

[Amargeddemon]

the people of earth ran up to Death star being the curious species that they are only to find out that its self defence mechanism was armed which meant that the death star was going to self destruct in 10 seconds
9.......8........7........6..... the people of earth had only one option........

[Random]

they had to self combust! Everyone on Earth Mach II self combusted, which ended the self destruct sequence with only 1 second left!

Miraculously Captain Needa had actally survived the Death Star collision with Earth, but being the stupid bugger he is, he accidently tripped over some wires and fell onto the self destruct control panel.

He had restarted the countdown, Captain Needa ++++ himself, and thought long and hard about what he could do, a second later he exploded along with the Death Star, and all life as we know it.

Then suddely a long time ago in a galaxy far far away......

[S.L.T Chase]

there lived a bright pink evo-tiger, that by accident discovered that he could.....

[Random]

self combust! So he used this self combusting power to rid the universe of evil.

His first problem was getting a cute innocent little kitten out of an evil tree planted by Hitler, he went near the tree and self combusted, this made the tree disintergrate and the cute innocent little kitten was saved!

Soon after his tigery-sense started tingling, so he......

[smile1sm]

Decided to play banjo. But he couldn't, as before putting the kitten in the evil tree, Hitler had stolen every banjo ever created.

As a result, the tiger....

[S.L.T Chase]

started to hate Hitler with a passion
so he called all his tiger friends to the Planet Mars so they could devise a plan
to get rid of Hitler
The plan required.....

[smile1sm]

an explosion the likes of which had never been seen before. But this plan had a problem...

[Random]

It needed the power of 157 Trillian, 100 Megatonne nuclear warheads, the tigers only had one, then suddenly a puff of smoke appeared randomly and superman popped out of it, he said......

[S.L.T Chase]

"...play the best song in the world, or i'll eat ur souls..."

lol dat was a line from Tribute by Tenacious D

[Random]

The tigers thought "WTF?!" and self-combusted, it turned out that Superman was actaully Hitler in disguise, while the Tigers were recharging their self-combustion power, Hitler stole their one and only 100 Megatonne nuclear warhead, this really pissed the Tigers off, so they......

[smile1sm]

Screamed at Hitler "GIVE US BACK OUR BANJOS!" This took Hitler by surprise, and he accidentaly dropped the 100 Megatonne nuke. Just then...

[EvilSmiley]

Spongebob Squarepants Got hit by it and it bounced back up into hitlers face where it had a tea party with itty bitty boo-boo kins, but right then it expolded!(zomgwafflesrolfcakes)All hope was lost...until the.....

[Amargeddemon]

Jellyfish living in Bikini bottom came to the rescue and form one big gigantic blob of jelly covering the explosion so that none would be harmed but i of the jelly fish stubborn enough did not turn up and so there was a gap in the blob where the nuke's radiation was now leaking all hope for survival was running out only..........

[EvilSmiley]

(all of this is happening on hitlers face...)
Balaad (or something like that) could save us!
This could take a while cause he is only a little person and he is 8 pages back! When he finally arrives...

[Random]

nothing happens, Hitler stamps on him, then JFK randomly knocks on the non-existant door, that was made by Master Cheif. This caused a resonance cascade, Master Cheif found himself in the Test Chamber from HL, this meant that.....

[EvilSmiley]

Gordan Freeman Enters the story, and that also means that everyone died execpt master chief who escaped the expolsion, but then gordan freeman said....

[Random]

"who the fook are you", Master Cheif Replied "DIE COVENANT BASTARD!!!!!!", Master Cheif whipped out his Shotgun and blew Gordon Freeman's brains away. Master Cheif exited the test chamber, he eventually came across a crow bar, with this he......

[EvilSmiley]

...started slaughtering the scientist, headcrabs, zombies, army peoples, stuff, things, thingy-stuffs, boxes, until he wondered. WAIT...I need to use the bathroom, but he never got out of his suit before, he can only take off a helmet so he sat and wondered...

[Amargeddemon]

....How long before the mutilated crap in his boxers would slowly creep up his ass and kill him, but the world was more important at this stage in time so his minor fatal problem had to wait, with that in mind he opened the toilet door only to find.....

[Random]

a copy of Halo, Master Cheif has been saving for months to but his copy of Halo, but now he didn't need to. On the back of the Halo case it said "Property of the Gman", Master Cheif though "who the fook is the Gman?", with his new found copy of Halo, he inserted the disc into his helmet, it started installing when......

[EvilSmiley]

it suddenly said "Z0mGRoFlViruS1!11!!!elvenone!" master chief had no idea what to do so...

[Random]

he ran around screaming and running in panic, then Bill Gates turned up and said, "you need to upgrade your Helmet to Windows XP, here take this free copy", Master Cheif restarted his helmet and put the XP disc in, XP started installing when the Gman turned up and......

[S.L.T Chase]

after it had finished installing he got an error messege say dat he had 30 day to activate his copy of WinXP or it wud expire. Gman turned to look at Gtes but in his place was Voldemort laughing lyk an idiot, "Hahaha did u really think i wud give u a free copy? no my master plan all along was to....."

[boberto]

eat pigeon droppings with teaspoons....ahhh the good old days, ooops sorry what i meant was...

[mammu]

Bill started eating mc donald's stuff without recognising what it was.
After somtime he ........

[Random]

...exploded, because he ate far to much. At this point the G-Man was like 'WTF?!', as he saw Solid Snake running past under a box, a few seconds later Metal Gear Ray followed, this could only mean one thing...

[mammu]

The snake was sitting on Bill's head and Bill was playing AGE OF EMPIRE III. Suddenly snake pissed Bill's one hair and that hair fall being white but till then Bill.....

[Random]

...died for no particular reason, all seemed lost, until...

[Goth Killa]

His Angel Came Down From Heaven And Said ++++ Up Because She Had Gotten The Same Error Message That Master Chief Had Recieved So.....

[mammu]

That Angel then said to Bill you will not die but you will get the punishment for your deeds. And that Angel throwed some virus in Bills head which caused Bill .......

[Random]

I forgot all about this thread, so I decided to inject some life into it... ;)

...to implode into nothingness so he could never return back into this story, suddenly Tenacious D appeared and started playing a tribute to the greatest song in the world, this mean that...

[ThaRipah]

then he took his guitar and smashed it on his grandmas head :)

[Lunideth]

God was looking on this happening and got pissed off. Then he just entered "Destroy earth" cheat and earth exploded killing everyone...

[Sneaky Dog]

And so God took a new earth outta his cloning tank and so earths destiny was to...

[Dograzor]

to be established in peace and harmony untill the human race was placed on the earth, causing it to.....

[Lunideth]

Make gos angry again and make him once again enter "Destroy Earth" cheat...After a while god got pissed creating and destroying world so he...

[Random]

...created Oscar Wilde to give him some humerous and intresting quotes, after a while both God and Oscar grew bored of this, so they both decided to create Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, instantly they both started firghting each other, both God and Oscar were massively entertained by this, so...