kintekke
08-28-2002, 05:44 AM
Bloke goes into a chemist ans asks "do you sell condoms?"
Chemist:- Of course we do, what type are you after?
Man :- Well what sort have you got and how much are they?
Chemist:- Well we have this White one which is 50p or this black one that is 60p or this guanteed never to rust re-usable aluminium one for 70p.
Man:- err, i'll take the black one
The man takes the condom and that night has a night of passion with the wife.
The wife comes up to the man several weeks later and tells him that shes pregnant.
Man:- But you can't be pregnant i wore a condom?
Wife:- well iam
Several months pass by and the woman gives birth to a black baby?
There both shocked,but after a few years there son comes home form school saying that all the kids at school have been picking on him and saying that i must have been adopted.
The father attempts to reassure his son but to no avail
The son still says how can it be that both of my parents are white and i am black ,I must be adopted
To which the father says "Don't worry son for another 10p you could have been BIONIC "
Chemist:- Of course we do, what type are you after?
Man :- Well what sort have you got and how much are they?
Chemist:- Well we have this White one which is 50p or this black one that is 60p or this guanteed never to rust re-usable aluminium one for 70p.
Man:- err, i'll take the black one
The man takes the condom and that night has a night of passion with the wife.
The wife comes up to the man several weeks later and tells him that shes pregnant.
Man:- But you can't be pregnant i wore a condom?
Wife:- well iam
Several months pass by and the woman gives birth to a black baby?
There both shocked,but after a few years there son comes home form school saying that all the kids at school have been picking on him and saying that i must have been adopted.
The father attempts to reassure his son but to no avail
The son still says how can it be that both of my parents are white and i am black ,I must be adopted
To which the father says "Don't worry son for another 10p you could have been BIONIC "