Inquisitor
08-25-2002, 06:47 PM
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW - World Wide Wait
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon,Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
DOS - Defective Operating System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI - System Can't See It
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW - World Wide Wait
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon,Too.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
DOS - Defective Operating System
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code