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C4era
08-12-2002, 03:19 PM
Indeed.. what do you do what DO... you do.. you see your boss while your slacking on the job not at work. How do you stray from this little situation?!
doughboy
08-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Tell him you've just got bad news from the VD clinic...:D
Rocol
08-12-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by doughboy
Tell him you've just got bad news from the VD clinic...:D

LMAO ... nice one doughboy ... that's one for the " Excuses Book " :D :D
nehkid
08-12-2002, 06:53 PM
Offer sex
Black Veg
08-12-2002, 07:54 PM
Here is a tip, here is a clue,
Nice as ice, black veg will help you,
kidnap his child- either son or daughter,
Make him beg, make him cry,
Later make sure he did really die....

Or just say u sorry;)
col
08-12-2002, 08:50 PM
Orginally posted by nehkid
Offer sex

lol... but what if ur boss is a guy... ull still do it nehkid...:D

but what ill do is pretend i dont know the boss and if he ask why im slacking off... ill just pretend im a twin brother:D
Inquisitor
08-12-2002, 11:21 PM
Claim that you are a twin, and your the other one:D
nehkid
08-13-2002, 02:31 AM
My original thought was that he was a guy, I CAN"T AFFORD TO BE FIRED!!! I HAVE GAMES TO BUY!!!
C4era
08-13-2002, 05:51 AM
Ok. Heres what I would do. I would run to the nearest computer console with internet and scream "Boss Seen! What DO you do.."
and stop thinking about what to do but instead get an entire forum worth of people to think for me because I am in too much panic! :D :D
nehkid
08-13-2002, 09:48 AM
sounds like a plan!!! where's my gstring?
col
08-13-2002, 10:06 AM
ur sick nehkid....lol
nehkid
08-13-2002, 11:27 AM
I know...don't you just love me?
col
08-13-2002, 08:45 PM
thats even more sick, ur sicker than i thought........ :frown2: i think u need to find c4era and get some of his porn... lol ........ cuz somethin may be wrong with u:D
nehkid
08-13-2002, 11:37 PM
his porn is probably all sticky...i don't want it
col
08-13-2002, 11:48 PM
his porn is sticky???? what do u mean by that lol
nehkid
08-13-2002, 11:59 PM
any sick man would understand that joke
col
08-14-2002, 12:20 AM
ummmm.... ummmm... i dont understand.. do u??:D
nehkid
08-14-2002, 01:09 AM
you need a refresher course in all that is vile....i mean..not vile vile but....ahh forget it
Kenshin
08-14-2002, 01:36 AM
Your a NUT nehkid! :p
col
08-14-2002, 03:35 AM
Orginally posted by Gladius
Your a NUT nehkid! :p

well said Gladius........... lol
nehkid
08-14-2002, 03:46 AM
You copycat...come up wit your insults and stop stealing mine!!!
col
08-14-2002, 03:49 AM
copycat.... wtf???? what did we do???
Avalon-Racer
08-16-2002, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by nehkid
any sick man would understand that joke

Damn.....I need to clean up my mind then, I understood that :0 :p :D
nehkid
08-16-2002, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by col
copycat.... wtf???? what did we do???

It's what Gladius did..inside joke. Sorry to confuse you.......stupid...j'k :D
Outlawz
08-16-2002, 03:52 AM
personally id use the VD line then mention you've been sleeping with his wife or if its a woman boss LMAO (yeah right) then just shag it :D
col
08-16-2002, 05:07 AM
Orginally posted by nehkid
It's what Gladius did..inside joke. Sorry to confuse you.......stupid...j'k :D

stupid???? thats it... ur going down now.... ill get u:gun:
nehkid
08-16-2002, 02:43 PM
What? You're going to kill me with Spiderman?
col
08-16-2002, 09:53 PM
what... now ur dissing my spidey... thats it... i had it with u.... u better watch ur back man...:gun3:
nehkid
08-16-2002, 10:20 PM
I stand with my back to the wall 24/7
col
08-16-2002, 10:28 PM
really??? how bout when ur using the pc... u stand not sit??? and how bout when ur sleeping?? u stand not lie down... or wait... u dont sleep do u??? lol.. ur strange...
nehkid
08-16-2002, 10:41 PM
Insomnia has taken over my life. I use a cordless keyboard and i mount it like in typing of the dead...i have a computer on my back. not too unlike that "portable computer"
col
08-16-2002, 10:52 PM
wait.... *thinks a bit*... i figured out ur secret... so u r the portable computer guy... wow who would had known.... u look older than i thought;) :p
nehkid
08-17-2002, 04:51 AM
Monitor radiation really makes you looked aged. Kids be fore warned
col
08-17-2002, 06:08 AM
cool... monitor radiation really makes u look older??? wow... ok.. *runs in front of the monitor*.. hehe... now i can sneak into bars and buy some beer..hehe
nehkid
08-17-2002, 06:50 AM
oh right you americans have to be 21 right? hehe...one more year for me! tho i dun drink...i'd much rather go cruisin
col
08-17-2002, 07:07 AM
yeah.. we have ta be 21... but ya.. i dont drink either... i was just kidding about that one... but maybe gamble... hehe
nehkid
08-17-2002, 08:10 AM
i dun gamble either. when i'm 18 i hope to be cruisin for chicks
col
08-17-2002, 08:48 AM
cant u drive before 18??? we could....
nehkid
08-17-2002, 09:12 AM
yah...you can learn once you're 14 and you have to til you're at least sixteen then you can get your drivers. but insurance is going to be soo high

but that's not the way my parents look at it. they won't trust me when i'm too young...when its too dark out when it's too bright out. my mom says i can't drive til i'm 18 so i've put off getting my drivers for a while
col
08-17-2002, 09:55 AM
im going for my drivers in a couple of weeks... but i have the same problem like u... my mom doesnt want me to drive till 18 also... but hopeful my parents will change there mind so that i can drive...
nehkid
08-17-2002, 11:34 AM
oh my mom won't change her mind i've been talking about cars and ++++ for a few months and she knows i'll go fast if i have a car than can do it
Dan
08-23-2002, 10:39 PM
my parents wont let me drive till im 18 either,they already seen me on a bike and that scared them 2 death :grin2:
C4era
08-24-2002, 03:33 AM
Computer radiation.. I thought that problem was fixed with the new moniters past 1999... But in any case.. *stays a good 2 feet away from screen*

As for dan biking like a possible maniac... How many times have you been hit by a car? Have you ever ran your bike down a Slightly winding path without being on it then running back to get back on it... Have you ever blazed on the busy roads actually going faster then the vehicles?
SnipeR_X
12-04-2002, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by nehkid
Offer sex

lol yeah but what if he was a man as you are or your boss was a woman but a lezzo what would you do then??? lol i would love to see a reaction to that.
Gee Gee
12-04-2002, 05:35 PM
Wow!!! these are old discussions you've resurrected :rolleyes:
Demonic
12-04-2002, 09:29 PM
yes, he doing it quite often....occurs to me it may be classifed as a form of spam?
Gee Gee
12-04-2002, 10:17 PM
Yep unfortunately he doesn't heed the warnings :(
Demonic
12-05-2002, 05:56 AM
*sniff* *sniff* me smell admin smack down coming :D
col
12-05-2002, 07:11 AM
wow this post is very old...... and omg... i didnt know i spammed THAT much back then:p
Bradius
12-05-2002, 07:50 AM
lol, Im at work right now.

so what do you do when your boss comes - press alt+tab quikly, and mumble to yourself "dam pop-up pages" make sure you have another important page open that you can flick to.

lol works for me
Bradius
12-05-2002, 07:55 AM
hahah lol youve got tha funniest Sig "Demonic"
how do i make glowing text? (or does that cost?)

thnx
WorlWydeHusla
12-06-2002, 02:16 AM
i dont get it? whats the question...u see ur boss slacking...or he catches u slacking?
FORSAKEN
12-07-2002, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by nehkid
My original thought was that he was a guy, I CAN"T AFFORD TO BE FIRED!!! I HAVE GAMES TO BUY!!!

lol hahah good one i would of thought the same thing haha